Yesterday was... well, whatever. Screwup led to a delay so like yeahh. Today I was free.

But Insyi didn't need to know that in advanced now, did she ;)

So I only told Fifa and Insyi's mum and we PLOTTED. BUAHAHAHAHAH.

Fifa and I came up with this so-called 'birthday dare' on the pretense that I wouldn't be able to make it. But it's only so that Insyi would SLEEP IN so we could execute our plan. In the end, Fifa and I suffered the most ah.. Wake up at 5. But that goon right.. I called her like >15 times then she woke up. WHAT ONLY.

Then I got ready and watched cartoons and ate abit while waiting for that woman. So when she got out of the house, I happily walked to pasar geylang and bought TWENTY CENTS worth of tauge. That's like one handful. -shrugs- WAAA makciks kept cutting queue but yeah. I just stood there patiently like a good little kid =D

Bought TNP then proceeded to walk to Paya Lebar MRT station where I got attacked by a POSSESSED CAT. WTF. Angry meows and pouncing. Fifa and I came to a conclusion that the cat may be
a) possessed (duh)
b) in love with tauge or
c) a Chelsea supporter (I was wearing a red jacket. LOL)

But yeah, I still go with POSSESSED.

Called Insyi's mum and she let us in. Like quietly. Fifa and I put powder on our faces and Insyi's mum had a brilliant idea of wearing telekongs. WOO!

Here's the vid. Not that good because for some reason, Insyi's room was bloody dark.



And yeah. That psycho didn't scream larrr!!! She can even mouth 'asshole' when I put my face in front of hers. WHAT ONLY. So WE ATTACKED HER!! We took off the telekongs and squished Insyi on the bed.


(teehee!)

So we left the bloody birthday girl alone then prepared her gift!! We had earlier prepared this kiddy green lunchbox (OYYY! INSYI NEVER TRANSFER PICS PROPERLY! ASS!) with 2 storeys. The top was filled with tauge. The bottom had a leopard print TOPSHOP thong with some tauge (what? there was ALOT) and a spoon =D

Then I went out to pluck and wash 14 tauges for Insyi to eat RAW. That psycho did it without even flinching. EWWWWWWWW. Unfortunately, the videos could not be transferred. Maybe some other time. (keco sia the videos.) OH AND INSYI HAD TO WEAR THE THONG. LOL. Waaa. Can't imagine wearing something like that sia. My butt crack itches just thinking about it siaaa.

And then.. We had so many extra tauges. So I decided to like pluck them all and cook them some way or other. I felt like some housewife sey.. Plucking and discussing the recipe with Fifa.


(cant be bothered with the hair)

Then for some reason... We all decided to hang out outside. I wasn't done with the tauges so I brought them out with me!!


(some psycho plucking tauge at the corridor)

Indulged in some banter and laughing (at my expense) and Fifa helped to pluck (apparently I'm slow?) and soon we were set to cook.

I rule. Check out what I whipped up.


(tauge curry yo!)

And INSYI! Your stomachache is because you cant handle spicy stuff la ass! Anyhow say you can eat spicy stuff. No wonder you've been complaining about stomachaches almost everyday. Sheesh. You know how much chilli powder I put not? Main tuang je sey. It's more than the curry powder can? But admit it larrr it's nice. Even though I hate tauge I think it's quite tolerable (but of course the gravy rocks lar)

Slacked until Saufee came then went down for lunch. KFC yo! Fifa and I were pretending we didn't know Insyi and Saufee coz they were being obnoxious. 'marah nampak? marah nampak?' ASS! Bought ice cream and headed back.

We watched some lame lame lame show then after eating ice cream somehow Fifa and I fell asleep. She fell asleep on my legs I think. And Insyi also went in to sleep. Saufee watching TV. Nadzirah and the mum too. I didn't know Fifa slept siaaa. Then when Saufee said I 'moaned' in my sleep (he means making weird noises) Fifa said I mumbled and said someone's name. I was freaked la can??? Skali she anyhow say. WTF.

Woke up and played with the kids. Apparently Syaurah and Umairah LOVED being picked up and spun around. Niceee. So we did that and I got so dizzy la can?? We made so much noise and there was not enough space so we WENT DOWN!!



Nadzirah videod us being spastic. HAHAH. Nice oneeee.

Then played captain's ball. I looked after the kids because I have a fear of flying balls. Like seriously.

Sent the kids home and played DARE.

Actually it's truth or dare larr but we're like so close truth would be so redundant can? Stupid dares la with me and Fifa squeezing into some hole in the wall and Saufee asking for number. HAHAHAHAH.

Went back to Insyi's house, crap awhile and went home.

OYY BUDAK!! FOURTEEN READY OKAYY YOU PSYCHO!!! One piece of advice; treasure Saufee. He may be 23 but hey! He fits in real well with us (a plus, DUH) AND, this is more important, I can see he truly cares for you and he's not just out to take advantage of you like what some older guys usually are out for. One year older must also be one year wiser okay. I LOVE YOU LAH MY PSYCHO FAUX-MUMMY!